From Holden:

While shopping for a card for my wife’s birthday I was struck by the number of “Stupid Bush”-themed cards. For instance, one had a photo of Bush holding up three fingers on the outside with the caption, “I have three words for you on your birthday.” Then on the inside of the card it said, “Happy Birthday.”

Well, during today’s gaggle Ken Herman of The Atlanta Journal-Constitution got in on the act:

Q Is it true the President thinks the American Legion is the one with the designated hitter? (Laughter.)