From Holden:

What’s next for George Bush and his excuses for invading a country that posed no threat to the US or that country’s neighbors? I have a few ideas:

Saddam cut me off in traffic (and failed to signal his lane change).

Saddam forgot my birthday.

Sadddam failed to spay/neuter his pets.

Saddam wore stripes with plaid.

Saddam mispronounced the word “newcular”.

Do you have any excuses for George?

If you do, please send them to:

Excuses for War

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500