Yo, Dick Cheney – Shut the Fuck Up

From Holden:

Big Time Dick, yesterday:

Cheney said Kerry’s camouflage jacket was “an October disguise — an effort he’s making to hide the fact that he votes against gun owner rights at every turn.”

“This cover-up isn’t going to work,” Cheney told supporters in an upscale Toledo suburb that borders the Ohio-Michigan state line. “The Second Amendment is more than just a photo opportunity.”

George Bush, 1994:

[W]hile campaigning against incumbent Gov. Ann Richards, Bush thought it would be a great photo opportunity to show the people of Texas that he was the bold epitome of Lone Star Macho, a fearless take-charge kind of guy who could sight-in on any kind of problem. So, he and his gaggle of aides staged a dove hunt to attract the reporters and photographers. He flushed that bird. He looked. He aimed. He shot. Blasted that dove right out of the sky. At least he thought it was a dove. Turns out the bird was really a killdeer, protected by federal law. An embarrassed Bush, who obviously couldn’t distinguish a 10-inch long brown-and-white bird with two black bands and a loud and constant whistle from a long greyish/white bird that coos用aid a fine for his stupidity.