So here we were at First Draft having a lovely conversation about nonsense masquerading as Christian doctrine in matters of childbearing, when a prime example of how these people get their jollies just falls right into my lap.

Or, you know, falls into the lap of the crack den, where I found it.

This is a story tailor-made for tort reform arguments. Seriously, this is the sort of lawsuit that is bankrupting school districts throughout the land, leaving them unable to practice their love with America’s children.

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