I’m Witty, This Guy Can Write

From Holden:

The other day while strolling through the garden of opinion I commented that I’m really not much of a writer. This statement was met with choruses of flattering disagreement. But, really folks, there’s a difference between being witty and being a good writer. I know my strengths, and they reside in the snarky headline and the scathing caption (I’m also an accomplished cut-n-paster).

Now, this guy, he can write.