Germans Offer Aid

Overlooking our constant bashing of him during the leadup to the Iraq war, our accusations of his people’s cowardice and and all our crassness and stupid jokes, the German chancellor offers us his country’s help.

The terrible pictures are gradually showing us the extent of the devastation caused by the hurricane,” Schroeder said at a book presentation in Berlin.

He said he had directed government ministries to investigate what help Germany could offer to the United States if requested.

“The citizens of the United States should know that in such a situation, Germany is firmly at their side and will do everything it can to organise whatever help we can provide as far as it is desired,” he said.

“I’m thinking here of water treatment plants or mobile accommodation, the kinds of things that are needed in such a devastating situation.”

Our government’s response? Fuck you.