Crisis in Gay Hatery

From Holden:

Self-proclaimed Republican Juggernaut Katherine Harris (pictured below participating in a Marriage Amendment press conference where fellow gay-hater Rev. William Owens pointed out her greatest assets) secretly supports turtle love!

When a supporter. . . said he once witnessed Ms. Harris leave her vehicle to escort a turtle across a highway, [Harris] became gravely serious.

“All of my life I have stopped for turtles,” [Harris] said firmly, even defensively, as if someone had challenged her commitment to turtle safety.

AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta