9 thoughts on “Your Friday, uh – Thursday Afternoon Republican Juggernaut Update

  1. Bush et al dont need to piss her off and have her open her mouth once DEMS take over Congress…

  2. “I won’t be IGNORED George.”
    “I brought you into the presidency and I can take you out.”
    “There is a hole in your mind.” (B5 reference just for A.)
    “So. Can Big George and the Twins come out and play?”
    “If you don’t back me I’ll fuck you like you’ve never been Fucked before. No, wait. I mean that in a metaphorical sense. I know you don’t like women. Jeff told me. But seriously. I’m just crazy enough to do it. Don’t tempt me. I swear to god I’ll spill faster than the levees in New Orleans. I’ll spill my guts faster than Braveheart on the Gallows being disemboweled. If you don’t give me some serious support I’ll will sing louder than Ethel Merman on Broadway. I’ll leak like Ken Starr to the press. I’ll be a bigger stoolie than Stoolie McStool. I swear to fucking god almighty that I will bring you down so far that you’ll have to check your barometer to see that you are still at sea level.”
    Plus I have a monkey.

  3. “I don’t want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don’t tell truths. I tell what ought to be truth.”

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