You want me to polish his head? OK OK, I’ll polish his head.
gern blanston
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“No really…that perch was THIS big!”
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bin laden? where is he? uh…
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…then the neck-ratchet on the president’s android-double got stuck in the forward-down position.
~~Darryl Pearce (a.k.a. “Fuming Mucker”)
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worry about afganistan? who? me?
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So then Karl said all he wanted was a little head.
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His is only THIS big.
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Hamid Karzai’s authority extends about this far outside Kabul. That’s why my nickname for him is “Mayor”! Who wants to hear a fart joke?
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This guy here reminds me of Ben Kingsley in “Gandhi”–whatta ya think? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
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Now move out of the way Harvey, I can’t see the reporters!
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GFH Bush: “Last night I crapped this big. It looked like Afghanistan. Or was it Vietnam? I don’t know my maps that good. Help me out, Ahmed, I mean Hamid.”
— Paul in LA
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His head is THIS far up my ass!
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“Hey, what do you expect *me* to do about it?”
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The Clenis is a huge problem, this big to be exact.
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” Give me a break on this will you? The people made me the Decider, not some rocket scientist.”
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” a.. and then I squeezed one out this big … ”
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… and you can’t shove a chemical lights bigger than this up anyone’s ass.
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You want me to polish his head? OK OK, I’ll polish his head.
gern blanston
“No really…that perch was THIS big!”
bin laden? where is he? uh…
…then the neck-ratchet on the president’s android-double got stuck in the forward-down position.
~~Darryl Pearce (a.k.a. “Fuming Mucker”)
worry about afganistan? who? me?
So then Karl said all he wanted was a little head.
His is only THIS big.
Hamid Karzai’s authority extends about this far outside Kabul. That’s why my nickname for him is “Mayor”! Who wants to hear a fart joke?
This guy here reminds me of Ben Kingsley in “Gandhi”–whatta ya think? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Now move out of the way Harvey, I can’t see the reporters!
GFH Bush: “Last night I crapped this big. It looked like Afghanistan. Or was it Vietnam? I don’t know my maps that good. Help me out, Ahmed, I mean Hamid.”
— Paul in LA
His head is THIS far up my ass!
“Hey, what do you expect *me* to do about it?”
The Clenis is a huge problem, this big to be exact.
” Give me a break on this will you? The people made me the Decider, not some rocket scientist.”
” a.. and then I squeezed one out this big … ”
… and you can’t shove a chemical lights bigger than this up anyone’s ass.