Man, I’mloving this shit.
Federal prosecutors in Arizona have opened a preliminary investigation of a camping trip Congressman Jim Kolbe, R-Ariz., took 10 years ago that included two teenage congressional pages, a Justice Department spokesman told NBC News.

Could you maybe not use “fingered” and “probe” in the same headline? kthxbye.
🙂 hehehe
“However, the former page — who is the one to whom Kolbe allegedly paid special attention — said he had a “blast” on the trip and did not report anything improper to this parents or any House officials after the trip. He said he has a favorable impression of the page program to this day and likes Kolbe.”
I like and have a favorable impression of people who suck my cock too.
I’m just sayin’.
—Aaaargh