7 thoughts on “Perspective Please

  1. I can’t tell you how many times I wake up screaming in the middle of the night because I think someone has stolen my cellphone.

  2. Sorry, I can’t come up with a statement that is sarcastic enough to express my response to this being an epic nightmare.

  3. hey, do realize the pain of having to re-enter your phone book on those things???
    no, there isn’t a term sarcastic enough.

  4. Sorry to double post, but pansypoo and anonymous gave me a juicy idea – can you imagine the sensitive phone numbers that are on not-Jenna’s cell phone and if the thief were to publish them? (after all, in the last election some charged that the republicans published the super confidential cell phone numbers of democratic candidates)
    Georgie’s super secret confidential cell phone number?
    The cell phones of her dates?
    Escort services?
    Sources of illegal drugs?
    Does anyone have an “in” with the National Enquirer to suggest a quite interesting story. I waive all rights to this story.

  5. Isn’t “having her purse and cell phone stolen” the White House code words for “she got drunk and left them in the bar”?

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