Stop the presses! One of the ten Bush family members of prime military age has actually signed up!George Pee Bush, the thirty-year-old son of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, has been selected as one of 15 prospective ensigns for the intelligence unit of the Navy reserves.
Congratulations, George Pee!
Now, if we can only get the other nine military-age Bush family members to sign up for the most important war of their generation.
Those family members are Jeb’s other son Jebbie
Jeb’s daughter Noelle
Chimpy’s own daughters Jenna
Neil’s kids Lauren
Ashley (right, with sister Lauren)
Peirce (right, with famous Austin homelss cross-dresser Leslie)
Marvin’s daughter Marshall (center)
And Doro Bush Koch’s son Sam LeBlond (far left with arm around Jenna)
Come on, Bushies, do your part!