Your President Speaks!

Yesterday, inEscondido, California.

What Our National Guard Personnel Is Providing

And our National Guard personnel is providing very important assistance.

No, You’re Not

I’m proud to be here with General Tuck*, who runs the entire National Guard bureau.
*General Blum

There Is All Kinds Of People

And that’s why there’s all kinds of people from all different departments at the federal level, to assess the needs, to listen to the concerns, and to respond.

What The Military Has Got

The military has got assets that we can help you with.

Yesterday, again inEscondido, California.

Dood Is A Freak

You know, one of the things I like to do is look in the eyes — make sure you’re getting rest, and I know you’re not.

Count On You For You

I hope there’s enough reinforcements coming to make sure that you get you’re shifts so you can get some sleep, because a citizen is going to count on you for you a while.

What Firefighters Got

I know you’re working incredible hours and you got family members who wonder about you, and so one of the things that we can do is also hope you pass on our best regards to your family members.

Yesterday, InSan Diego.

Listening To The Job

And my job is to make sure that FEMA and the Defense Department and the Interior Department and Ag Department respond in a way that helps people get the job done. And that’s what I’m here to listen to.

There Was 33,000 People

And same in the Katrina area. I mean, I know there was a lot of criticism of effort, but remember, there was 33,000 people pulled off roofs by brave Coast Guard men and women flying those choppers.

What’s He Doing In Arnold’s House?

All I can tell you is when the Governor calls, I answer his phone.

When The Governor Says

When the Governor says we need this help, think about sending these troops here, I got on the phone, I called the appropriate people.

7 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. I can’t believe he doesn’t know the name of Gen Blum…after Katrina and given Iraq? Unbelievable.
    Is there a list of which Govs he would pick up the phone for…or is just Ahnold?

  2. You know, one of the things I like to do is look in the eyes
    I’m sure he does; it’s one way chimps assert their dominance.

  3. Holden, you should consider putting together a selection of some favorite “Presidential-isms”. Trolling for these should be easy; there are so many moronic fish stocked (daily) in this pond.

  4. Your President: The culumination of too much coke, too much booze, and a careless disregard for book learn’n.

  5. “…look in the eyes.” Yeah, of course he does – because it doesn’t involve readin’!!! What a nin-cow-poop!
    C’mon, can we pass an amendment that any and all future candidates for President are NOT from the shallow end of the gene pool???
    The intelligent sperm got stuck in Bar’s turkey baster…or her pearls, and all her smart eggs were out improving their beautiful minds, apparently.

  6. The best part of the whole thing…people who were desperate to get back to their homes to see if there was anything to salvage ended up being stuck in traffic for 2-3 hrs, as the Secret Service shut down the freeway offramps leading to where Chimpy was having his photo-op.
    I R Presidenshul

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