9 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. “Hank, I told you to keep saying ‘The economy is strong and getting stronger’ until it became true.
    “Why isn’t it true?”

  2. “Why worry ’bout the economy? We’ll all be dead by the time them egghead historians say that we screwed it all up.
    “On the other hand, to really important matters, last night I took a dump that was THIS BIG!!!”

  3. You see, sir? That Bolivian flake can’t hold a candle to the Peruvian stuff.

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