Your President Speaks

Your President Speaks!

Today, inWashington, DC.

He’s The Resulter

Let me say, I’m a results-oriented President, and so when I meet with you, I ask you, what are the results?

The Valley Girl President

Thanks for welcoming us. It’s not so easy, like, to welcome the President.

Brain Isn’t Working

Look, the idea of somehow being able to help people through just giving them money isn’t working.

Invest In Capital

That’s why I appreciate the efforts of Rob Mosbacher and OPIC, recognizing that when you invest in capital — invest capital, you create jobs.

2 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!”

  1. “Let me say, I’m a results-oriented President, and so when I meet with you, I ask you, what are the results?”
    Considering his record, isn’t this kind of, like, a, like, dangerous road for him to go down?

  2. “I’m a results-oriented President, and so when I meet with you, I ask you, what are the results?”
    Is that the new, stilted, 21st century white man’s “what’s happening?”

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