Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freepi: Inaugural Edition

Hello everyone!

I’m Tommy, and I’m a recovering Freepaholic.

(Hi, Tommy)

I’ve been lurking, and watching Athenae’s “Obsession WTF” posts with great interest.

You see, something deep in the R-complex of all our brains is fascinated when we catch Freepers being – well, Freepers.

Possibly the same part of our brain that makes us slow down to gawp at car wrecks, then complain about the other people doing it who made you late for work.

NASCAR is also probably involved in some fashion.

Anyhoo, Athenae has asked me to make a small contribution to First Draft and pull them a little farther, kicking and screaming, into the light.

So – got yer HAZMAT suits on? Gloves taped down?

Nose filter plugs in good and tight?

Let’s take a look …

9 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freepi: Inaugural Edition

  1. Yup, need brain bleach after reading this, even just part of it. The stupidity is, well, enormous.

  2. Hmm, a potential new McVeigh in the wings? “by MindBender26 (Leftists stop arguing when they see your patriotism, your logic, your CAR-15 and your block of C4.)”
    I would think even joking about having such materials and hinting at a threat of using them would warrant a visit by the FBI or ATF or YMCA…oh, wait, IOKIYAR/freepi.
    Ugh! (but GREAT job Tommy T!!!)
    Elspeth

  3. Let’s think about the intelligence of saying that this one person was at a march called a “Million Man March”, and another person might have been there, and that was somehow significant, when, even if there weren’t a million men there, it’s clear that there were thousands and thousands.
    No, on second thought, let’s not.

  4. I lived in NYC in 1995 at the time of the Million Man March.
    NYC is within a million miles of Washington DC.
    I’ve gone to some crazy churches.
    I voted for Obama in my state primary.
    My state is also within a million miles of Washington, DC.
    I may be Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

  5. Thanks, guys.
    If I’m allowed to go on contributing, I’ll soon have this place back off its feet in no time and build it up into a shadow of its former self.
    (dungeon keys land with a clank at Tommy’s feet).
    Oh, spiffy.
    Tommy

  6. aaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAA…
    AAAAaaaaaAAAA…
    You’re making me want to wash my eyeballs. That’s a compliment.

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