3 thoughts on “Johnny McMansion

  1. NOW, I see the light! ‘Change we can believe in.’
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
    I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody (except a Christian or a conservative) is offended by it.
    I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they NOW think we’re good people.
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start riding the subway.
    I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates live.
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should NOT be allowed to make profits for stockholders (pension funds, 401K’s, etc). They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as government bureaucrats see fit.
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over THERE, and they come over HERE (and they WILL!), I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off.
    I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. (I’ve decided to marry the Olsen Twins — both of them — AND their dog!)
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the GOVERNMENT TAX on gas at 18% isn’t.
    I’m voting Democrat because I don’t want the USA to drill for oil off its own shores to preserve its economic freedom but will allow other countries that choice!! … and even let foreign countries drill off of OUR OWN coast — like China is doing off Florida!!
    I’m voting Democrat because I want the Congress to take a vacation to avoid a vote on off-shore drilling.
    I’m voting Democrat because I believe that 143 days in the US Senate is enough experience for a person to run the whole country!! (For a CHANGE)
    I’m voting Democrat because we need a leader with the wisdom that tells us that if we just put more air in our tires instead of drilling for more oil that we can save as much oil as if we drilled new wells. This is the wisdom of ‘Change.’ WOW!
    I’m voting Democrat because I want to PAY for illegal alien health insurance, illegal alien car insurance, illegal alien education, etc. This too, is the wisdom of ‘Change’! DOUBLE WOW!
    I’m voting Democrat because I want to pay reparations to all the people who once had ancestors who were ever treated poorly (only hyphenated Americans need apply), now that we’ve apologized to them. TRIPLE WOW!
    But mostly I’m voting Democrat because I’m mad at anyone who makes more money than me; and I expect the government to PUNISH them by taking the extra and giving it to me. In fact, I should quit working and let the government give ME even more. QUADRUPLE WOW!
    That’s ‘Change’ we can believe in!
    See ya at the DNC next week.

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