All right – everyone get suited up – this week’s sample of stupid is so corrosive that you’re going to need the neodymium tongs to handle it.
Let’s start with the predictable reponse to the news that Toby Keith is going to be voting for Obama.
In a word,
To: peggybacShut up and sing!
How original. They weren’t telling him that when he was singing “Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue” now, were they?
To: peggybac
Toby, switch to rap music.
14 posted onThursday, August 21, 2008 1:01:42 AM byMark (Don’t argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
Of course you did, buttmunch. I can hear the shells whistling through the space between your ears from here. And bonus points for the “I don’t understand this goldanged negro music” reference.
To: SnurpleI will send this to him and see what he says. I’m expecting a real response. He loves America I know. The fact that the source is NH is ridiculous.Sen. Barack Obama is getting praise from Nashville, courtesy of one big, patriotic country star.
That’s the one that got me started. Sorry for anything personal. :^)
“Say it ain’t so, Joe – Say it ain’t so.”
Good luck with that response, Mr. Digress.
To: antceeceeThis looks like a drive by media article… I don’t believe a word of it unless I hear it from TK himself.I’ve heard him interviewed in the last month or so and he said pretty much what the article does. He reasoning was vague, pretty much that he’s a democrat, therefore…
If you only want to be entertained by conservatives, you may as well just go buy yourself a harmonica.
(above emphasis mine)
Ain’t it the truth? Ain’t it the truth?.
Now – further along in the exploding head department:
Iraq demands ‘clear timeline’ for US withdrawal
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92FH9E80&show_article=1 ^
Posted onSunday, August 10, 2008 5:23:07 PM bytraumer
BAGHDAD (AP) – Iraq’s foreign minister insisted Sunday that any security deal with the United States must contain a “very clear timeline” for the departure of U.S. troops. A suicide bomber struck north of Baghdad, killing at least five people including an American soldier.
Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari told reporters that American and Iraqi negotiators were “very close” to reaching a long-term security agreement that will set the rules for U.S. troops in Iraq after the U.N. mandate expires at the end of the year.
Zebari said the Iraqis were insisting that the agreement include a “very clear timeline” for the withdrawal of U.S.-led forces, but he refused to talk about specific dates.
Jim Robinson, Obergruppenfuhrer of Free Republicand Commander In Chief of all Coalition forces, offers the following diplomatic proposal:
To: traumerHow about tomorrow at noon?
Cut and Run ™ !!
Defeatocrat !!
Appeasement !!
Did I miss anything?
(I love it when they sulk about how ungrateful all the surviving Iraqis are about not having being blown up yet)
And, in a rare moment of clarity:
To: traumerWhat the heck, it worked for Vietnam. Thanks for letting this topic even get on the table goes to the Dems.
Well, let’s turn our attention to the scientifically proven fact that Dems are chatty, effeminatealcoholics – from the“Pinko Ladies” department :
D.C. bartenders favor Democrats as patrons [more likely to order up “pink (girly) drinks…]
The Hill ^
Posted onFriday, August 22, 2008 10:15:16 AM bySub-Driver
D.C. bartenders favor Democrats as patrons By Michael O’Brien Posted: 08/22/08 10:22 AM [ET]
Partying Republicans in Washington will have to step it up after a recent survey of D.C.-area bartenders praised Democrats as being better tippers and talkers than their GOP counterparts.
The survey of 100 D.C.-area bartenders, conducted by Clarus Research Group for Beam Global Spirits & Wine, cast Democrats as more favorable bar patrons, as bartenders said they were better tippers, have better pick-up lines and were better at giving toasts.
Conversely, the bartenders said Republicans were more likely to order their drinks “straight-up” than Democrats, who were described as being more likely to order up “pink (girly) drinks” at the bar. Republicans, however, were slightly less likely to party later into the night, according to the survey.(Excerpt) Read more atthehill.com
Me, I’ll have a “Destructo AFE Momma” garnished with flaming hog testicles…
To: Sub-DriverIt’s confirmed then. Democrats are chatty, effeminate alcoholics.
SEE????
To: Sub-DriverKeep in mind that John Kerry got90% of the vote in DC in 2004. It’s likely that most bartenders just don’t like Republicans.12 posted onFriday, August 22, 2008 10:25:34 AM byAlter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind…)
To: Sub-DriverBusinessmen are the best tippers. Any bartender will tell you that. Teachers are the worst. Conservatives never forget to tip the bartender.
..the ones who don’t walk on the check, that is…
And never let it be said that the Freepi aren’t willing to get off their collective bumcakes and work for the Party:
And one last look into the acidic heart of the compassionate conservative:
Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-OH) Dies of Aneurysm at 58 (Update: misreported)
Fox News Alert | 08-20-08 | Fox News Live
Posted on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1:14:54 PM byKJC1
Breaking on Fox News Live: Stephanie Tubbs Jones passed away this morning as a result of an aneurysm.
To: wideawakeIs Diane Feinstein a superdelegate or just a delegate?
She just broke her ankle and isn’t going to the convention now. She was a strong Hillary Clinton supporter.
I’m not trying to get all “conspiracy” or anything, but keep your eye on Ed Rendell of PA. He just announced he’s going to vote for Hillary.
Remember what Obama did in Chicago so he could run unopposed? Does Alice Palmer ring a bell?
I don’t trust Obama at all. He’s a dirty, dirty guy with creep, criminal friends. I wouldn’t be surpised at all if he’s working behind the scenes to threaten the Hillary-supporting delegates and superdelegates to not vote for her during the convention so it will truly be just a symbolic vote, like the Obama gang wants it to be.
To: IYAS9YASAnd nobody forced Kennedy to KILL that girl, be a sub-human, take my guns, and hate my country. No sympathy here.
To: traumerI have to say that the tone of Freepers is vastly different than DU, KOS, etc. Even though this woman stands against all we hold dear and true, only prayers and sympathies for her family are offered.Freepers=CLASS and Compassion
I have to say the tone of Freepers is vastly different from, oh, say – human beings.
Let’s give them a chance to redeem themselves, shall we?
Judge not, and all that,,,
CNN Breaking: Bill Gwatney has died
cnn ^| 8/13/08 | cnn
Posted onWednesday, August 13, 2008 4:17:09 PM byGeorgiaDawg32
prayers for this man, regardless of political affiliation.(Excerpt) Read more atcnn.com …
To: indylindyany chance this is Arkancide?
To: TexasNative2000Was the former employee a Hillary supporter?21 posted onWednesday, August 13, 2008 4:24:12 PM byindylindy (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)They probably are going to make it look like a crazy Republican did the shooting.
To:sappyany chance this is Arkancide?In the Clintons’ own words:Bill is not only a strong chairman of Arkansas’ Democratic Party, but he is also a cherished friend andconfidante. Our thoughts and prayers are with Bill and his family today and we wish him a quick recovery,” they said
Yet another Clinton confidante gets shot.
To: Bailee
Arkancide strikes once more…
Of course it does, “Pissant”, sweetie. Hillary’s crack death squads roam the country ignoring vile Repubs everywhere just so they can bring down Dems.
Well, scrub up, chillens – last week, someone tracked a crumb or two ofRepublicanus Horribilus into the outside world, and an entire troop of Girl Scouts had to be retrained NOT to push old ladies out into traffic.
This is a drain on our discretionary Soros funding, so let’s be more dilligent (eyeing Pansypoo) and keep the bad stuff in the iso chamber.
And some quickie Brillo Baby blogging, for those who asked about the poo-hound.
She’s a rescue, too – my wife Barbara picked her up after asking me if our suddenly dogless house could be her new home. I should have known something was up when she told me as I was driving home (not having seen the dog yet) :
“Baby…? she’s not the prettiest dog,,,,,”
I reply:“Ok – how uglyisshe?”
I took one look and dubbed her “Brillo”.
Here’s two pics – pre, and post shearing:
See everyone tonight in the crack van – this should be a good one!
ugly dogs are the best.
the freepers dissed Willie Nelson- send the Hillary black ops folks after them NOW!
Do. Not. Mess. w/the Willie.
dog looked better hairy.
Cute dog when hairy LOL. But thanks for the pic 🙂
Shaved she’s not very brillo-y.
hilarious tommy!!! the dog looks much better shaved.
Sweet looking dog. Even pre-shaving.
Jeez, you might’ve tried to GROOM her before you shaved her. . .Still, she looks like such a sweetie!!! Bet you’ll just fall in love with her–DOGGIES RULE (AND DROOL)!!!