is he gonna kiss me again?
hey, he doesn’t do fish lips like georgee.
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No tongues, goddammit, I said no tongues!
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Oh Jeebus.. Did he urinate on himself again>
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“Ugh, doesn’t he ever brush?”
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Senator McCain Takes a Gander At the City of Sodom, Governor Palin Has a Unusual Craving for a Margarita.
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I just imagine it was preceded by his usual pickup line:
“TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT!”
It works wonders in those beltway clubs.
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“Ugh. Old man smell.”
“Urine. Ew.”
“He is touching my boob. Asshole.”
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You have a tight ass John…oh sorry…I didn’t know those were Depends.
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Haaaaaaaaal-i-tosis
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He does bear a strong resemblance to the guy who choose poorly, grail-wise, inIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade, about 10 seconds after he chugged the wrong grail-water.
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Embalming fluid cleanup on Aisle 3.
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Physicists in Geneva were stunned when they were told that their new supercollider ‘s ability to find “strange energy” had been already surpassed by the hastily assembled McCain/Palin Awkwardness Supercollider.
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“The closer he gets, the better you look!”
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pork rind and fish head.
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Thought bubble Palin: Don’t hurl! It’ll look bad on TV.
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Holy cod, this geezers’s walnut jowls look like Todd’s scrotum.
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i know i’m carrying your water for the rest of this campaign, but jesus christ, this is ridiculous.
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Boorish and Natasha
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“Okay, Agent 99, once we get out of here, I get to be the presidential candidate again.”
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“Please God, don’t let me throw up on him in front of the cameras.”
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The horn sounded, and so began the Mongolian clusterfuck.
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I got no caption, but Jeez, the guy looks embalmed in that photo! What the hell?
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Put that back in your pants you dirty old fuck. You think I don’t carry a knife?
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so this is what princess Leia felt like with Jabba the Hutt…he smells like death and Ben Gay.
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I’m going to go back to blowing caribou. It’s less disgusting.
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“Taffeta, darling!”
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Is this our tryout for True Blood?
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: McCain divorced his first wife for a trophy wife (rumors are he met her in a bar).
Now seeing Palin and McCain together makes me think of the rich old sugar daddy and the young, sexy, arm candy.
IN short, Hugh Heffner
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Hey, Mape, don’t be dissin’ HH. . .he actually earned his fortune, starting with a borrowed $5 grand to start Playboy. Additionally, he’s long been a strong advocate for personal rights and freedom of speech and against the hypocrasy and self-righteousness of conservativism.
Believe me, McCain is NO Hugh Heffner.
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“The people that I have to sleep with to become President of the United States. . .Maybe he’ll have a heart attack if I blow him. Just gotta keep him on a leash ’til November 5th.”
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dead man walking.
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Yeaargh! Getout of myface!
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“And THIS is why I promote Abstinence Only.”
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“Two Against Nature”
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Please, please don’t let his cheek lump touch me.
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is he gonna kiss me again?
hey, he doesn’t do fish lips like georgee.
No tongues, goddammit, I said no tongues!
Oh Jeebus.. Did he urinate on himself again>
“Ugh, doesn’t he ever brush?”
Senator McCain Takes a Gander At the City of Sodom, Governor Palin Has a Unusual Craving for a Margarita.
I just imagine it was preceded by his usual pickup line:
“TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT!”
It works wonders in those beltway clubs.
“Ugh. Old man smell.”
“Urine. Ew.”
“He is touching my boob. Asshole.”
You have a tight ass John…oh sorry…I didn’t know those were Depends.
Haaaaaaaaal-i-tosis
He does bear a strong resemblance to the guy who choose poorly, grail-wise, inIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade, about 10 seconds after he chugged the wrong grail-water.
Embalming fluid cleanup on Aisle 3.
Physicists in Geneva were stunned when they were told that their new supercollider ‘s ability to find “strange energy” had been already surpassed by the hastily assembled McCain/Palin Awkwardness Supercollider.
“The closer he gets, the better you look!”
pork rind and fish head.
Thought bubble Palin: Don’t hurl! It’ll look bad on TV.
Holy cod, this geezers’s walnut jowls look like Todd’s scrotum.
i know i’m carrying your water for the rest of this campaign, but jesus christ, this is ridiculous.
Boorish and Natasha
“Okay, Agent 99, once we get out of here, I get to be the presidential candidate again.”
“Please God, don’t let me throw up on him in front of the cameras.”
The horn sounded, and so began the Mongolian clusterfuck.
I got no caption, but Jeez, the guy looks embalmed in that photo! What the hell?
Put that back in your pants you dirty old fuck. You think I don’t carry a knife?
so this is what princess Leia felt like with Jabba the Hutt…he smells like death and Ben Gay.
I’m going to go back to blowing caribou. It’s less disgusting.
“Taffeta, darling!”
Is this our tryout for True Blood?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: McCain divorced his first wife for a trophy wife (rumors are he met her in a bar).
Now seeing Palin and McCain together makes me think of the rich old sugar daddy and the young, sexy, arm candy.
IN short, Hugh Heffner
Hey, Mape, don’t be dissin’ HH. . .he actually earned his fortune, starting with a borrowed $5 grand to start Playboy. Additionally, he’s long been a strong advocate for personal rights and freedom of speech and against the hypocrasy and self-righteousness of conservativism.
Believe me, McCain is NO Hugh Heffner.
“The people that I have to sleep with to become President of the United States. . .Maybe he’ll have a heart attack if I blow him. Just gotta keep him on a leash ’til November 5th.”
dead man walking.
Yeaargh! Getout of myface!
“And THIS is why I promote Abstinence Only.”
“Two Against Nature”
Please, please don’t let his cheek lump touch me.