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  1. pansypoo says:

    is he gonna kiss me again?
    hey, he doesn’t do fish lips like georgee.

  2. gyma says:

    No tongues, goddammit, I said no tongues!

  3. Pope Impious XXIII says:

    Oh Jeebus.. Did he urinate on himself again>

  4. BlakNo1 says:

    “Ugh, doesn’t he ever brush?”

  5. mark c. says:

    Senator McCain Takes a Gander At the City of Sodom, Governor Palin Has a Unusual Craving for a Margarita.

  6. Pompeo Posar says:

    I just imagine it was preceded by his usual pickup line:
    “TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT!”
    It works wonders in those beltway clubs.

  7. Jim Pharo says:

    “Ugh. Old man smell.”
    “Urine. Ew.”
    “He is touching my boob. Asshole.”

  8. joejoejoe says:

    You have a tight ass John…oh sorry…I didn’t know those were Depends.

  9. mdh says:

    Haaaaaaaaal-i-tosis

  10. norbizness says:

    He does bear a strong resemblance to the guy who choose poorly, grail-wise, inIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade, about 10 seconds after he chugged the wrong grail-water.

  11. presquevu says:

    Embalming fluid cleanup on Aisle 3.

  12. oyster says:

    Physicists in Geneva were stunned when they were told that their new supercollider ‘s ability to find “strange energy” had been already surpassed by the hastily assembled McCain/Palin Awkwardness Supercollider.

  13. Sandia Blanca says:

    “The closer he gets, the better you look!”

  14. Eric says:

    pork rind and fish head.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Thought bubble Palin: Don’t hurl! It’ll look bad on TV.

  16. Siditious says:

    Holy cod, this geezers’s walnut jowls look like Todd’s scrotum.

  17. chimpy mcflightsuit says:

    i know i’m carrying your water for the rest of this campaign, but jesus christ, this is ridiculous.

  18. joejoejoe says:

    Boorish and Natasha

  19. “Okay, Agent 99, once we get out of here, I get to be the presidential candidate again.”

  20. Tommy T says:

    “Please God, don’t let me throw up on him in front of the cameras.”

  21. geor3ge says:

    The horn sounded, and so began the Mongolian clusterfuck.

  22. abo gato says:

    I got no caption, but Jeez, the guy looks embalmed in that photo! What the hell?

  23. ceo says:

    Put that back in your pants you dirty old fuck. You think I don’t carry a knife?

  24. Maes Hughes says:

    so this is what princess Leia felt like with Jabba the Hutt…he smells like death and Ben Gay.

  25. Aaaargh says:

    I’m going to go back to blowing caribou. It’s less disgusting.

  26. jezebel says:

    “Taffeta, darling!”

  27. Adrastos says:

    Is this our tryout for True Blood?

  28. MapleStreet says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: McCain divorced his first wife for a trophy wife (rumors are he met her in a bar).
    Now seeing Palin and McCain together makes me think of the rich old sugar daddy and the young, sexy, arm candy.
    IN short, Hugh Heffner

  29. Anonymous says:

    Hey, Mape, don’t be dissin’ HH. . .he actually earned his fortune, starting with a borrowed $5 grand to start Playboy. Additionally, he’s long been a strong advocate for personal rights and freedom of speech and against the hypocrasy and self-righteousness of conservativism.
    Believe me, McCain is NO Hugh Heffner.

  30. Anonymous says:

    “The people that I have to sleep with to become President of the United States. . .Maybe he’ll have a heart attack if I blow him. Just gotta keep him on a leash ’til November 5th.”

  31. pansypoo says:

    dead man walking.

  32. Interrobang says:

    Yeaargh! Getout of myface!

  33. here4tehbeer says:

    “And THIS is why I promote Abstinence Only.”

  34. here4tehbeer says:

    “Two Against Nature”

  35. shane says:

    Please, please don’t let his cheek lump touch me.

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