For what I am about to do, sir, forgive me.
So, we all knowJohn McCain is as full of shit as a Christmas turkey, right?
Well, the icing on the cake is this “John McCain invented the BlackBerry” shit. But why, you may ask, does this involve Mr. Gore?
Because the zombie lie about “Al Gore said he invented the Internet” will never go away. It’s something people “know,” and it’s an easy (i.e., lazy) press narrative. So what do we do? Start saying “Oh, yeah. John McCain invented the BlackBerry like Al Gore invented the Internet.” Or “Maybe McCain and Gore can get together at the Inventor’s Club and come up with something even better!” I know it sucks, and it’s not fair. But Mr. Gore already has a Nobel Prize; I think he’ll be alright.
Keeping crazy-ass John McCain out of the White House is priority one. I’m sure Mr. Gore would understand that sometimes, you gotta take one for the team.
So, John McCain and Al Gore walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
John McCain says, “We just invented a great drink–it’s called beer. Give us two.”