It’s a scene from the next MiB, I think.
“Welcome to the Presidency. This is the last suit you’ll ever need.”
-Out with the old, in with the new.
-Modeling the new Presidential Transition uniforms.
-Everything is fine now, the grownup’s here.
-Gee, Barack, what’s it like to get more than 300 electoral votes?
I’m with Stupid.
I’m gonna go with MIB, too, but a different line:
“Hey, W, you know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.”
“You’re a monster, Mr. Chimp,
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
“Notice no notepad.”
Even though the suits look identical, how come the sleeves on the shirt on the right extend beyond the suit?
“Old and busted…new hotness”
I recognize the President, but who’s the white guy?
“Wait. You’ve never even once talked to the Alien Leader?”
“George, I’m pretty sure that the East Room is back that way…”
“So, you thought Saddam was the same guy as bin-Laden?”
“You seriously prefer the PS3 over xBox? Really? Really?”
“So you haven’t actually gone to work for three and a half years?”
The Sublime and the Ridiculous.
Tick, tock, tick, tock. 71 days until the Inauguration.
Enjoy yourself now BO (can I call you BO?), I remember when I was a poplar.
“I think that this lame duck expects me to stoop to his level. . .NO, I CAN’T!”
I’m mildly surprised to see this not already posted, but here goes:
You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you …
The intellectual version of matter and anti-matter.
‘good luck with the mess i left.’
The good, and the bad and ugly.
Obama: I’m sorry, what was that Mr. President
Bush: whispering: “Left foot, right foot,left foot right foot”… Oh Nothing
Door’s this way, George. Have fun in Crawford.
Smart and Dumber.
Bush: Barack, I have a silly walk, and I’d like a government grant to develop it…
Another money quote comes from TPM via this post:
“I can’t believe Obama is already sitting down with an unpopular, aggressive world leader without preconditions.”
I see you’ve found the Presidential Tailor without my help.
Well Jude’s MiB line is the first thing I thought of so we’ll have to go with Plan B.
Obama: “Well, it seems to fit okay but what’s this mysterious buldge behind the shoulders all about?”
“Lame Duck Walking…”
President-Elect Obama notes that cleaning up the mess left behind by the Bush Administration will include sweeping debris from the colonnade. Wonders if what appears to be leaves are actually signing statements and executive orders.
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