Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a new media outta my hat!
I’m surprised Athenae didn’t mention this; I suppose she’s been too busy lining newspapers up against the wall and shooting them.
But it is my
sad gleeful duty to announcethe demise of Pajamas Media. Yes, apparently, offering shitty right-wing commentary on the events of the day and sending ignorant-ass Ohio contractors to play at being war correspondents is not a viable business model. (I know the TV part hasn’t died yet–but don’t fret. Instead, prepare the popcorn)
Guys and gals of Pajamas Media: The right-wing is not profitable. You dumbasses. You can’t go into business for yourself. You have to whore yourself out to a Mellon/Scaife/Moon-type sugar daddy (or mamma–we here at First Draft don’t limit opportunities based on gender). You’ve known this for some time. I don’t know why you’d try to fix something that ain’t broke. Speaking of things that are broke, by the way, did I mention that Pajamas Media has gone under? I did? Whew.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go relax in the Planned Parenthood Jacuzzi in the east wing of my Soros-funded estate. What’s that? You mean there’s no leftist equivalent of wingnut welfare? Damn.
Guess I’d better get ready for work, then.
UPDATE: I really should checkwhat’s been posted on the previous evening before I go sticking my virtual foot in my mouth. Sorry.