joejoejoe sentthis one over earlier this week:
mention of comedian Michael Ian Black’s list of the same name inNew York Magazine‘s Daily Intel:http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/03/whats_on_your_fuckit_list.html. But I’m happy to come up with my own list of Things I’m Never Going To Do, Ever –i.e., the very opposite of a bucket list.
What’s on your list of things you’re never going to do?
Mine’s under the cut:
I am giving up on:
Reading One Hundred Years of Solitude. (I’ve tried seven times. Can’t do it.)
Growing my hair long.
Losing 15 pounds.
Going to grad school.
Having nice fingernails.
Becoming a chipper, optimistic person. (Hey, paranoia’s my coping mechanism, you get your own.)