6 thoughts on “Monday Special Drunken Monkey Blogging”
Do you have a pet monkey you need to tell us about?
Not like that, perverts.
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I had a couple of pet monkeys when I was a kid. Both were really horrible.
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drunken monkeys… my kind of pet! But can they mix cocktails?? If you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with some bottles and a cocktail shaker, would they eventually learn to mix up a mean martini? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Monkeys that have lost their fear of humans and tanked up on martinis.
What could possibly go wrong?
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i’m a moderate monkey i guess. i can see why the heavy drinkers would be leaders. they are pushier.
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When they finally learn to drink out of straws, we’re all doomed.
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Do you have a pet monkey you need to tell us about?
Not like that, perverts.
A.
I had a couple of pet monkeys when I was a kid. Both were really horrible.
drunken monkeys… my kind of pet! But can they mix cocktails?? If you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with some bottles and a cocktail shaker, would they eventually learn to mix up a mean martini? Enquiring minds want to know.
Monkeys that have lost their fear of humans and tanked up on martinis.
What could possibly go wrong?
i’m a moderate monkey i guess. i can see why the heavy drinkers would be leaders. they are pushier.
When they finally learn to drink out of straws, we’re all doomed.