Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – “they had it comin’ ” Edition

Good morning, everyone!
I think I finally found one too toxic to open by hand, so let’s get out the extra long tongs for this one.
Virgotex, open the lock. Pansypoo, hose down anything that tries to escape with the bleach spray.
Double boots and gloves, if you will.

Posted onFriday, August 21, 2009 9:47:30 PM bygrandpa jones

To: grandpa jones
what a mistake, he has nothing to apologize for!
posted onFriday, August 21, 2009 9:53:37 PM

To: grandpa jones

I guess he figured, everybody else is apologizing, he might as well do it too.

“Everybody wants to get into the act!” – Jimmy Durante

posted onFriday, August 21, 2009 9:55:41 PM
(January 20th, 2013)

Yep – cheating on your wife isexactly like mowing down women and children in a ditch.
I get those two confused a lot, too.

To: grandpa jones
Do you think Teddy the Fish will follow the example?

I am betting “no.”

posted onFriday, August 21, 2009 10:23:27 PM
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it’s N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV–it’s NOT news you can trust)

Yep – because having a fatal car crash is just like executing four-year-olds with an automatic weapon. Except that you don’t have to reload.

div class=”a2 blockquote” style=”margin-left: 40px;”>To: Strategerist

He did nothing wrong in fact he did everything right.

Leaflets were airdroped(sic) prior and anything that moved was to be killed.

An employee of mine was leading a platoon at nother(sic) city at the same
time under the same criteria and just as Mi lai(sic), they killed everything
that moved, men women, childern(sic), and animals!

posted onFriday, August 21, 2009 10:38:13 PM

I’ll bet he’s a lot of fun at inventory time!

div class=”a2 blockquote” style=”margin-left: 40px;”>To: elcid1970