Sep 29 2009
2 Comments
By Athenae, LOL

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

True, but reductive:

  • BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
  • CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
  • HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
  • PRETTY BABY: Young woman’s modeling career encouraged.

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2 thoughts on “Uncomfortable Plot Summaries”

  1. Elspeth Ravenwind says:
    September 28, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    Lord of the Rings: Elder relative steals jewelry, dumps on morally superior younger relative who sees fit to return it from whence it came. Chaos ensues.

  2. Jude says:
    September 29, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    Oh, Athenae. You make my days.

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