Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati –

Good morning, everyone!

Let’s all get into our iso suits and spin that airlock wheel.

Kibitzer – please keep an eye out for random wisps of Freeperosity when the inner door swings open.

A couple of cubic centimeters of concentrated stupid escaped last week and entered a derivatives trader through his right ear.

Actually, it was a bit hard to tell where it had gone, since he seemed to act exactly the same way pre and post infection, but he’s resting comfortably in the Soros re-programming unit, re-learning humanity and caring again

Well, it’s been almost four weeks since the last quarterly Freepathon ground to an embarrassed halt, which means…it’s time foranother quarterly Freepathon!

“There was gazillions of us! Now give me your money.”‏

Woo hoo!! Our Fourth QTR 09 FReepathon is now underway!!

Click here to pledge your support ^

| Oct 1, 2009
| Jim Robinson

Posted onThursday, October 01, 2009 1:32:47 PM byJim Robinson

Woo hoo!! The Tea Party Express was a great success!! Thirty four
cities, thirty four rallies in 15 days, then on to Washington, DC! And
two million of us Marched On DC!

In your fever dreams, Jimbo.

More people turned out for the last Cowboys game.

Wow!! What a mob!!

Merriam-Webster says:

1: a large or disorderly crowd;
especially: one bent on riotous or destructive
action
2: the lower classes of a community
:masses, rabble

4: a criminal set:gang;especiallyoften capitalized
:mafia

Ok! “Mob” it is.

There was a time once when being a part of a mob would have been a thing of shame rather than a tool to raise money. That was then.

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A flood of patriots
filled all the main streets flowing into the Capitol and overflowed the
Capitol grounds. Millions of us!

“1784 billion trillion of us, to be exact!”

And all calling for an end to
socialism and a return to the constitution! Down with corruption!! Down
with tyranny!!

Up With People! They’re the best kind of folks I know!

Wish we all could have squeezed into the
congressional office buildings to run the RATS out, but that just
wasn’t in the cards this time.

“Something to do with ‘criminal trespass’. Whatever. We beat off whileimagining we did, which is almost as good.”

But they’d better hope we don’t have to
come back.

“Because I have no idea how I’m gonna pay the loans I stupidly signed for to lease the buses and have those spontaneous grassroots protest signs printed up and handed out!”

If Obama, Reid, Pelosi & CO. try to cram down socialized
healthcare or cap and trade, etc, despite our objections, they’re gonna
get it. We’ll be back, stronger and madder than ever andloaded for
bear!!

In today’s stock market, that’s only sensible.

“Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. We’re hunting elected officials”

The Main stream media are doing their best to ignore us
but they won’t be ignoring us on election day 2010!

“Just like they didn’t ignore us on election day 2008! Bastards.”

Their silence
speaks volumes. And you can smell the fear.

“That, or my colostomy bag. No, fear. It’s definitely fear.”

The people are pissed!! And
you can see it in the mood change in the congress. The congress is
wavering and Obama’s Marxist agenda

(not to be confused with Marx’s Obamaist agenda)

is going down because the people
have raised such a stink.

Maybe itis your colostomy bag.

(snip more rah-rah bullshit about how everyone justhas to be afraid now of being teabagged by whack-jobs)

We have to raise a little more money this
quarter to make payments on loans we took out for event expenses and
also we have taxes coming due. Hopefully we’ll get it all paid off
soon.

“Hopefully they won’t take the servers when I can’t pay up. I can’t understand it. Rupert said he’d send a big check, but I guess it got lost in the mail.”

Thank you all very much for your continuing support!!

“Especially James Von Brunn.”

God Bless America!!

“Except for you, Hannity!! “Childish, immature personal attacks”, my ass! You’re the only person I know who has bigger man-boobs than I do, so there!”

Rebellion is brewing!!

“Brewing! In teabags!”

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posted onThursday, October 01, 2009 1:32:48 PM
byJim Robinson

p>Well, we’re off to a rousing start! Those steely-jawed John and Jane Galt Captains Of Industry will be replenishing the Fountain From Which Freedumb Flows! I wanna see those kilobuck checks roll in!

To: MaryFromMichigan

Thank you very much, MaryFromMichigan!!

Woo hoo!!

Just in:

$10 from Wyoming
$30 from California
$30 from Pennsylvania
$4 from Missouri

??????

$10 from Texas
$10 from South Carolina
$30 from Florida
$100 from Alaska
$10 from Michigan

$6 from Never Never Land

Bwahaha

Thank you all very much!!

Now clap louder!

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posted onThursday, October 01, 2009 1:48:43 PM
byJim Robinson
(Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jimrobfr)

div class=”a2″>To: Jim Robinson

tried to make my donation and I guess card has expired. Will get it taken care of ASAP!

I hadn’t tried to use it since I ordered that “Vengeful God with an AK-47” collectors plate from Franklin mint. Maybe I can pawn the silverware again?

Love FR!
Polly

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posted onThursday, October 01, 2009 1:55:44 PM
bypollywog
(staying… ” Under His Wings” Psalm 91:4)

To: Jim Robinson

I sure hope THIS quarter doesn’t take the whole quarter to fill. That is very discouraging.

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posted onThursday, October 01, 2009 2:01:55 PM
byredhead
(Obama: LAME DUCK IN 2010. (…amen…))

Ban_him

div class=”a2″>To: SouthTexas

I am a little short this quarter so I wonder if if you would make my donation for which I will gladly pay you Tuesday…

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posted onThursday, October 01, 2009 5:52:31 PM
bytubebender
(Santa Claus is always jolly cause he knows where all the bad girls live…)

span style=”font-size: 13px;”>Free Republic Monthly Budget

Once we get our monthly donations to the point where they will cover all of our expenses, we will not need to have fundraisers.

And once you get up sufficient running speed, you will be able to fly like a bird.

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Est. Recurring Monthly Contributions $10,069.00

Monthly Expenses

Bandwidth and Colocation $2,430

System Administation and Programming 7,000

Administrative and Taxes 10,500

Legal and Accounting 1,000

Bank Fees, Credit Card Fees, Processing Fees 800

Equip, Maintenance and Repairs 300

Office Expenses, Rents, Insurance, Telephone, ISP, Supplies, Misc. 2,500

Travel Expenses 800

Total:25,330.00


Est. Monthly Shortfall: $15,261.00

Hey Jimbo – if you hadn’t purged Free Republic of anyone who said anything good about anyone you thought was a “RINO” like an impotent Stalin, maybe you wouldn’t be running fifteen thousand + / month deficits.

To: bd476; AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; …

Thanks bd476.

Off-topic cross-ping to all lists.

Hasn’t been long since the end of the last FReepathon, wouldn’t it be nice to get *two* months without it?

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posted onFriday, October 02, 2009 11:25:11 PM
bySunkenCiv

BanHim2

Well, lots more Freeper Funnies after the jump. Sooooooo…