What was the worst haircut you ever had?
After my grandfather died, I had all my hair hacked off. I wanted to look like Winona Ryder but wound up looking like a cross between Pat Benetar and a shorn sheep. But that pales in comparison to when I had long long hair and got a spiral perm. I have very thick, frizzy hair and this turned it into a huge, lumpy Caucasian ‘fro. God, the 80s sucked.