Common sense and self-defense

WTF? Wait a minute, Tommy! I didn’t realize we guest posters could fire a volley out of turn! Plus, dude, WEAK attempt.

So, screw deterrence, I’m feeling a very strong need for an early, decisive, game-changing pre-f*cking-emptive strike! Hand-picked from the coalition of the willing, the big bulging guns of Bearforce 1: