Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Bag O’ Slime” Edition

Good morning, everyone!

Imagine a big burlap bag full of slime and hot pus. Then look into the mind of the Freeperati.

But I repeat myself…

First up –The bastards!!


White House Threatens to Close Offutt Air Force Base If Nelson Doesn’t Vote for Obamacare

stoptheaclu ^

| 12/15/09
| stoptheaclu

Posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:07:05 PM byAmerican Dream 246

Quite an explosive leak! I wonder how this will affect things?


The way “explosive leaks” usually affect things for Freepers?


It is
certainly a thuggish and dangerous thing for Obama to play with
National Security over this craptacular idea of socialized medicine.
Quite a desperate move.

According to a Senate aide, the White
House is now threatening to put Nebraska’s Offutt Air Force Base on the
BRAC list if Nelson doesn’t fall into line. Offutt Air Force Base
employs some 10,000 military and federal employees in Southeastern
Nebraska. As our source put it, this is a “naked effort by Rahm Emanuel
and the White House to extort Nelson’s vote.” They are “threatening to
close a base vital to national security for what?” asked the Senate

Indeed, Offutt is the headquarters for US Strategic
Command, the successor to Strategic Air Command, and not by accident.
STRATCOM was located in the middle of the country for strategic
reasons. Its closure would be a massive blow to the economy of the
state of Nebraska, but it would also be another example of this
administration playing politics with our national security.

So much for the idea of Obama trying to save jobs and improve the economy!

Nelson’s vote, since all Republicans are still in line to oppose this,
Reid is still left with 59 votes. So, some arm twisting is taking
place. Nelson doesn’t want this bill to fund abortions so he is now
being threatened, and national security along with him. How shameful
this would be if Democrats felt shame.

Ed Morrissey:

Well, that explains a lot right there.

Obama administration has little left to use for leverage. Why not
national security? After all, if we’re going to bring terrorists into
Illinois, what does it matter if we put the US Strategic Command on
wheels for a few years?

What a nightmare!

Cue Pavlovian Freeper knee-jerk rage in five…four…three…two…one…

To: American Dream 246

I can’t wait to impeach this douchebag in 2011.

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:08:40 PM
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.)

Is he calling Nelson a douchebag?

To: American Dream 246

It’s da Chicago way you know what I’m talkin’ bout?

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:08:55 PM

Oh dear – he seems to have gotten the Black Panthers mixed up with Al Capone.

To: American Dream 246

Isn’t this a scene from the Godfather movie?

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:09:38 PM
(Never give in. Never give in. Never…except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)

… or “American Gangster”. I get those two mixed up all the time, too.

To: American Dream 246


posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:09:39 PM
byJim Robinson
(Join the TEA Party Rebellion!! God save this great Republic!!)

Ah – leave it to Big Jim to get us back on message.

To: American Dream 246

The Gumbahs down in Little Italy could take a few lessons from the Obama thugocracy.

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:10:20 PM

Oops – back to Little Italy again. Has anyone informed James Gandolphini and David Chase?


To: American Dream 246

Carefully and properly collect this evidence for immediate impeachment proceedings.

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:11:37 PM
(Free Aquabird!)

div class=”a2″>To: American Dream 246

It is certainly a thuggish and dangerous thing for Obama to play with National Security

Let’s call it what it really is:treason.

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:13:58 PM
p>To: American Dream 246

If this is true, which I’m sure it is, then
this Senator should Change party and hold a press conference, saying he
does not respond to blackmail.

posted onTuesday, December 15, 2009 6:26:15 PM
(Don’t argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)

p>Well, there’s about six pages of this hyperbolic mouth-breathing about “poor Ben Nelson”, then…

Ben Nelson dispels Offutt AFB closing rumor – audio ^

Posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:11:53 AM bypitviper68

Ben Nelson says that he knows who started the rumor, and that it may
be embarrassing if/when that info comes out. Says, no one threatened
him or offered him ANYTHING for his vote.

He’s says the abortion issue is not the only thing stopping him from supporting the Senate bill.

posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:11:53 AM


To: pitviper68

He is lying..

posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:13:39 AM
(Dont Tread on Me)

div class=”a2″>To: cardinal4

Of course he’s lying.

posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:15:44 AM
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)

div class=”a2″>To: pitviper68


I’m going to believe a dim-bulb-crat?


posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:16:27 AM
byDa Coyote

p>Wow. From victim to “dim-bulb-crat” in .00254 seconds. That’s some pretty serious turn-on-a-dime action, even for these morons.

To: pitviper68

According to Glenn Beck this morning, there are 3 confirmed sources who attest to the threat to Nelson.

posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:39:28 AM
byBluebird Singing

Oh, well, there’s an unimpeachable source.

To: pitviper68

I really can’t blame him for denying the
rumor. The Party would crucify him, at best. But do remember – he
basically CAN’T vote in favor of the bill or everybody would think he
caved in to the Party.If the rumor is false, I would say that somebody
was very smart to set him up from being the last, the 60th senator. If
the rumor is true, somebody was a true Patriot for divulging it.

posted onThursday, December 17, 2009 11:58:53 AM
byEx-Democrat Dean

Well, in that case, you can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Thus endeth the thread – and the lesson.Five pages of posts – 215 of them to be exact – on how the unholy alliance of Jimmy Cagney and Denzel Washington are ruining the country, and exactly fifteen posts on how they were Rick Rolled.


More mendacious moronity after the jump.

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5 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Bag O’ Slime” Edition

  1. Athenae says:

    Well, in that case, you can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
    OW. Don’t make me laugh that hard. It hurts.

  2. MapleStreet says:

    Where do you find all these folk?
    I found 2 items really interesting: 1) That they have figured out that teabagger is an insult (and for that matter, they called them tea bag parties and not tea parties. Historically, did the Boston Tea Party of the 1700’s involve Tea in bags? And of course, I’m ignoring all the mythology around it)
    2) Can you have a sex tape with no one in it? So many replies. But I’ll just note that a sexy tape involving a 17 year old would be counted today as child porn.

  3. montag says:

    The abandon (and imprecise aim) with which these guys fling the charge of treason always amazes me. But, then, their elderly kin said the same thing of Kennedy, too. They’ve simply inherited the belief that all Democrats–because they generally aren’t dyed-in-the-wool batshit-insane Bircher wannabes–are traitors.
    Of course, we are talking about people who think that the entirety of the Constitution reads, “The right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.” That’s why they are always saying they’re big defenders of the Constitution, I suppose…

  4. pansypoo says:

    pass it just to piss the rite off. and give obama a win. lamebits will be ever so peeved.

  5. Tommy T says:

    While I’m neither a homophobe nor in self denial (and I’ll deny it if you say I am), I must confess that the imminent prospect of being castrated would cause me a bit of anxiety. I didn’t realize that was a clinical disorder.
    Fo Shizzle.
    In the words of the Psychiatrist who once stayed at Fawlty Towers:
    “There’s enough material here for an entire conference.”

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