Who needs any kind of political bias or nefarious conspiracies when employees of our national media companies are this fucking dumb to begin with? Was there anybody who didn’t see this ending in a fiery crash at the bottom of a cliff with luggage and papers and, like, crates of chickens scattered all around, and body parts and human carnage? Didn’t this just scream OMG NOOOOO from the start? And yet here’s Time magazine, merrily pretending it’s all gonna work out great. The future? Really?
My theme today seems to be OLD AS FUCK, and this isn’t me not trusting anybody over 50 or anything, this is me saying the “future” of television is clearly some 20-year-old on the Disney channel, not Jay Leno who still thinks Hillary jokes are hilarious. You may think that sucks, I certainly do because I can’t keep track of all those pretty children, but fact remains, Jay isn’t funny, attractive, likeable or interesting, and has nothing to say about popular culture or the world in general that I haven’t heard a million times from vaguely racist, mostly sexist dipshit e-mail forwards.
Maybe the Internet didn’t just kill journalism. Maybe it killed Jay Leno’s show, too.