Sexy Gay Sex Things in the Parks

Who would like to bet this guy has watched some kind of woodsman porno or something?

Really, from my experience of state campgrounds, so long as you’re not setting the forest on fire or yelling really loudly at night or littering, nobody gives a fuck what you do while you’re camping. Jesus.

A.

9 thoughts on “Sexy Gay Sex Things in the Parks

  1. virgotex says:

    srsly? this is where this guy is making his stand? What a fucking drama queen…

  2. MapleStreet says:

    So if a gay couple (married or not) with their kids should go to a state park in Iowa, they wouldn’t be allowed to put up more than one tent?
    Had they rather the kids are in the same tent while the couple is having some adult time? I’d think he’d want the kids in another tent.
    I would also wonder if a male-female pair with kids in tow go to an Iowa state park, how many questions the park rangers ask to ascertain the marriage status of the couple. Do you have to show your marriage certificate and passport?

  3. Oh my Jesus fucking God. Now I’ve heard everything.
    Hey Merlin Bartz! Get your nose out of other peoples’ shorts! Cripes.

  4. And what if a straight married couple wanted to have teh butt secks in their tent while camping there…? Is that okay? I mean, it’s not ‘right’ by the buy-bull so the reli-jizz right say, so will there be positional monitors in each tent to keep tabs?

  5. pansypoo says:

    are single couples okay? wait. there’s camping in iowa?

  6. …OK, so pansypoo beat me to that ‘camping in Iowa’ thing, but I still have to think that some guy opposed to same-sex marriage wouldwant such couples to be able to pitch more than one tent under those majestic towering stands of cornstalks…

  7. BlakNo1 says:

    Camper than a row of tents?

  8. pansypoo says:

    i took a road trip to elkhorn, IA. i tried to find the most scenic thing on the way. i found one park near the border. there is a lot of corn + pig farms. mmm, pig shit.

  9. OMG, Every one wants to sue everyone for everything these days. Personally I don’t go that way but don’t discriminate vs others for their choices. WTF would be the big deal at a camping ground? Do they sound like wild animals at night? That would be the only I thing I could possibly perceive as wrong with it. Male/Female couples are capable of making plenty of noise there selves(I am probably guilty). But when their is kids around use common sense.

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