Malaka Of The Week: Christine O’Donnell

Christine O’Donnell is running for the GOP Senatorial nomination against veteran Delaware Congressman Mike Castle. She’s a perennial candidate who this time around has an outside chance at knocking Castle off. Why? She’s the teabagger candidate and Castle is an endangered species: a moderate Republican.

Unlike *some * of the tea party candidates O’Donnell is not a libertarian; not even close. She’s a culture warrior and that’s why she’s malaka of the week. Ms. O’Donnell has someextreme and downright squirrely views on sexeven for a Catholic wingnut:

Quote-1: “When a married person uses pornography, or is unfaithful, it
compromises not just his (or her) purity, but also compromises the
spouse’s purity. As a church, we need to teach a higher standard than
abstinence. We need to preach a righteous lifestyle.”

So, looking is cheating? Talk about being more Catholic than the Pope. I don’t think Benny the Ratzinger has said too much about porn. That would involve acknowledging it exists.

Quote-2: “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust.”

Now, I’m not usually this literal about malakatude but if there was ever a malakatudinous statement, it’s that one. To wank is to cheat? Holy crap, lots of people are whoring around with themselves right now. They better say 44 Hail Marys and keep their hands above their waist.

Now that I’ve made Christine O’Donnell malaka of the week, I’m pulling for her in the GOP primary. Mike Castle is the classic candidate for the Republicans to run in a blue state such as Delaware. This is such a weird year that someone like O’Donnell has a chance to uh, beat, Castle and take him to the, uh, woodshed. She was alsoendorsed by she whose name must not be mentioned yesterday, which makes her not only a malaka but a so-called mama grizzly as well.

Thanks to TPM’s Christina Bellantoni for exploring the dark recesses of Ms. O’Donnell’s mind; such as it is.

9 thoughts on “Malaka Of The Week: Christine O’Donnell

  1. pansypoo says:

    there’s a democrat running to , to prevent her WINNING RIGHT???

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  2. marc sobel says:

    There should be a special place in Act Blue reserved for people like this. Blue Spoilers? Blue Meanies?

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  3. joejoejoe says:

    She-Bop! Beat Castle!

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  4. MichaelF says:

    Something about the adage “never believe anything until it’s officially denied” (or words to to that effect) make me think Ms. O’Donnell must have quite the collection, quite the imagination…or both.
    She could qualify for honory South Carolina citizenship.
    http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2009/09/01/south-carolina-is-the-sexytime-state-which-might-explain-hilton-head/

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  5. Paul Luscher says:

    There’s something funny about how these Xristains hate sex–something God equipped us to have and made us to want. Yes, there’s really something odd about that…almost Satanic…

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  6. Interrobang says:

    And dig this quote fromNewser: During a 2007 debate on sexuality on Fox News, when former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders complained that “we have a sexually unhealthy society,” O’Donnell snapped: “That’s wonderful. It’s called modesty.”
    Candidate Whackaloon thinks that sexual hangups are the same thing as modesty. Just what the world needs more of in elected office…

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  7. Adrastos says:

    Don’t say whack interrobang, Christine won’t like that. Uh oh, I just said bang, gang…

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  8. I don’t mean to sound craven but don’t we WANT O’Donnell to win this primary? Wouldn’t Chris Coons have a better chance against a wackadoo? Or is Coons so far gone that the GOP has a lock on this race whether the candidate is batshit insane or not?

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  9. Adrastos says:

    Yeah, you rite, SB. That’s what I said in my penultimate paragraph. Btw, penultimate is one of my favorite words.

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