It comes from the Guardian’s internets feed and it involves new Labour Party leader Ed Miliband offering a vanguished rival for the leadership a *different* senior shadow cabinet post than expected. Get ready:
Miliband keeps Balls from Labour’s economic heart
The story itself has slightly different headline but this version is a thing of beauty or something like that. Anyway, it gave me a good chuckle…

The British are fortunate to have a political party with Balls.
The Democrats, of course, have many distinguished politicians (Reid, Obama, Nelson, Conrad, Hoyer, Bayh, Baucus …). But, alas, no Balls.
No Balls at all.
Not even blue balls…