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Is Bitter There?

Well, now baby’s more famous, just like he wanted:

In retaliation Williams, the son of legendary country singer Hank Williams Sr., has cut a song called “I’ll Keep My …,” that says the Fox News broadcasters twisted his words.

“So Fox ‘n Friends wanna put me down/ Ask for my opinion/ Twist it all around.” He finishes the verse: “Well two can play that gotcha game you’ll see.”

Williams says he wrote the verse when he woke up Friday morning and recorded it in a Nashville studio that same afternoon. It could be oniTunes late Monday or early Tuesday.

Early in the song, he says the U.S. is “going down the drain” and says it’s becoming “The United Socialist States of America.” He then encourages viewers not to watch “Fox & Friends” or ESPN.

I fail to see that great injustice has been done in this case. Somebody acted like a dick, got fired, and is now getting lots of attention when previously everybody’s reaction was “WHO? Oh, that annoying yelly jerkoff who delays the start of the football game with his yowling.”

The problem with him being on ESPN after he said what he said was the problem with him being on ESPN at all: That song fucking sucked. He should have been shitcanned years ago for getting his redneck all over everything.

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19 thoughts on “Is Bitter There?”

  2. Williams says he wrote the verse when he woke up Friday morning and recorded it in a Nashville studio that same afternoon.
    I wonder if he puts the same level of craft and polish into all of his work? 😛
    Still, it’s kinda hard to feel sorry for wingnuts when they start turning on each other. I feel more like popping a big bowl of popcorn…

  3. He shit his drawers on national teevee, then blames the FOX morans for shitting his drawers for him.
    Priceless.

  5. Randall’s clearly a clod, but I don’t think what he said is that far off from what a lot of them think. Sure, it’s idiotic nonsense, but the GOP has at the very least looked the other way when not actively stoking the flames…and that’s at least partly why the party is so plumb crazy these days they’d cast out a bona fide wingnut like Ronaldus Magnus for being a RINO.

  7. Early in the song, he says the U.S. is “going down the drain” and says it’s becoming “The United Socialist States of America.” He then encourages viewers not to watch “Fox & Friends” or ESPN.
    […]
    The brouhaha prompted Williams also to start selling “Hank Jr. for President” T-shirts on his website.

    Yeah: he craps out a WATB song and starts selling shirts. Poor, poor Hankie Jr.

  8. Early in the song, he says the U.S. is “going down the drain” and says it’s becoming “The United Socialist States of America.” He then encourages viewers not to watch “Fox & Friends” or ESPN.
    That’s fucking weird.
    So now Hank Jr. is too conservative for Fox & Friends?

  9. This is a glimpse into the future that they want.
    After they’ve marched all of the liberals, GLBTs, unemployed and homeless, and dark-skinned people into the ovens they will start whacking away on one another.
    Are you a Mormon? CULTIST! Are you a Catholic? IDOLATER!
    Eventually they’ll start lynching fans of rival sports teams and people who drink wine instead of Bud Lite.

  12. “…the Fox News broadcasters twisted his words.”
    I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

  15. Poor Junior. He’s forced to depend on a business that only tolerates him out of respect for his daddy and his daddy’s estate. So many victims, so little time.

  16. FUX NOISE has created a generation of ignorant muttonheads like Williams. He just happens to be famous

  18. “He shit his drawers on national teevee, then blames the FOX morans for shitting his drawers for him.”
    He has to shit his drawers. That’s the only way he knows how not to put them on backwards: ‘brown in back’.

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