Caption This: New Hampshire Primary Edition

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14 thoughts on “Caption This: New Hampshire Primary Edition

  1. Doc says:

    Tag Team, back again. Checkin’ the record, let’s begin. Party on party people lemme hear some noise…

  2. montag says:

    “That oughta be me.”

  3. Archy says:

    “And everyone thoughtI was the out-of-touch asshole!”

  4. mellowjohn says:

    “if it wasn’t for that goddam uppity nigger, i’d be running for re-election instead of having to watch this asshole!”

  5. terraformer says:

    “He’s a fool! A sad, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce… with these hands! These DIRTY hands! AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS! They think he’s a god, but he’s as mortal as we. I know! Just one squeeze… then it’s over.” (Perhaps obscure Ren & Stimpy reference.)

  6. Jay in Oregon says:

    “I’m going to enjoy watching you lose.”

  7. “OFFA MY CAMPAIGN BUS!”
    Wonder also if there isn’t a bit of “if only I hadn’t picked that skank from Alaska…” in there, too. Nah. No regrets is the GOP mantra, right?

  8. pansypoo says:

    what jay said.

  9. FeralLiberal says:

    “At least Sarah had tits…”

  10. Jude says:

    “Warm it up, Mitt!”
    I AM ABOUT TO
    “Warm it up, Mitt!”
    THAT IS WHAT I WAS ERROR IN REFERENCING POPULAR MUSIC ITEM # 4431 CRITICAL FAILURE

  11. Tommy T says:

    “I coulda been a contendah.”
    Tommy

  12. joejoejoe says:

    Pictured L to R: Old Spice, Posh Spice. Not Pictured: Frothy Spice, Moderate Spice, Libertarian Spice, Texas Toast, Revolution Spice

  13. Escariot says:

    If he DARES utter the words “My Friends” I am gonna punch him…

  14. armored goldfish says:

    “I’d bet he’d crack if the VC even so much as took away his platinum card . . .”

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