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Caption This: New Hampshire Primary Edition

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14 thoughts on “Caption This: New Hampshire Primary Edition”

  1. Tag Team, back again. Checkin’ the record, let’s begin. Party on party people lemme hear some noise…

  4. “if it wasn’t for that goddam uppity nigger, i’d be running for re-election instead of having to watch this asshole!”

  5. “He’s a fool! A sad, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce… with these hands! These DIRTY hands! AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS! They think he’s a god, but he’s as mortal as we. I know! Just one squeeze… then it’s over.” (Perhaps obscure Ren & Stimpy reference.)

  7. “OFFA MY CAMPAIGN BUS!”
    Wonder also if there isn’t a bit of “if only I hadn’t picked that skank from Alaska…” in there, too. Nah. No regrets is the GOP mantra, right?

  10. “Warm it up, Mitt!”
    I AM ABOUT TO
    “Warm it up, Mitt!”
    THAT IS WHAT I WAS ERROR IN REFERENCING POPULAR MUSIC ITEM # 4431 CRITICAL FAILURE

  12. Pictured L to R: Old Spice, Posh Spice. Not Pictured: Frothy Spice, Moderate Spice, Libertarian Spice, Texas Toast, Revolution Spice

  14. “I’d bet he’d crack if the VC even so much as took away his platinum card . . .”

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