All right, you circus animals, we’s shaking stuff up around here.
With regret, we bid adieu to Virgo on Wednesdays. She’s done a great job and I’m sorry to see her leave, but she kept chewing through the leather straps and digging under the electric fence. That shit isn’t cheap and we need every dollar to feed Tilly.
In all sincerity, thanks for your work here lady, and don’t be a stranger.
And we have a new guest poster on Tuesdays:Southern Beale! Everybody show her where Tommy’s Haz-Mat suits are and try to keep the ferrets from stealing her shoes — for the first week or so at least. As I tell people who’ve been to my house more than once, “You’re family now, so get your own damn beer.”