Convention Crack Vans

I am NOT watching the RNC without y’all.

So here’s the schedule of the vans, beginning at 7:30 EST:

Monday, August 27, 2012 – PRIMETIME LINE UP

• Governor Nikki Haley (SC)
• Governor Mike Huckabee
• Governor Jeb Bush

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 – PRIMETIME LINE UP

• Mrs. Ann Romney
• Mrs. Luce Vela Fortuno, First Lady of Puerto Rico
• Governor Chris Christie (NJ)

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 – PRIMETIME LINE UP

• Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
• Governor Susana Martinez (NM)
• Vice presidential nominee Rep. Paul Ryan

Thursday, August 30, 2012 – PRIMETIME LINE UP

• U.S. Senator Marco Rubio
• Governor Mitt Romney

Come for the mockery, stay for the HAMZ.

(BTW, can somebody who can’t get into the van please e-mail me about what happens when you try? I’m trying to figure this out.)

A.

4 thoughts on “Convention Crack Vans

  1. MapleStreet says:

    update on schedule.
    CNN is reporting that the GOP will convene and then immediately recess on Monday – effectively starting a day later on Tuesday.
    Wonder if Pat Robertson is going to announce that the storm/hurricaine is God’s warning to the GOP?
    Even with the Crack Van, I’m wondering how much of the convention drivel I can stomach. If I don’t make it, hope you have a good time.

  2. pansypoo says:

    watch? oh hell no. except the daily show + colbert.

  3. What a disappointment for Bobby Jindal, the guy who spent his time as governor chasing around the country campaigning with his heart on his sleeve waiting for the call from Romney to be his veep, which never came. After that disappointment, he surely hoped to be chosen as keynote speaker. Ah no. And he’s not even in prime time.

  4. MapleStreet says:

    Grandmere, based on Jindal’s republican retort to the President’s speech (? was it State of the Union), I would love nothing more than to hear him try to give another national speech. 😉

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