Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Even Moar Christie Critters edition

Good morning, gentle people!

The trucks have been unloading drums of toxic Christie Freepitude all week, so I guess we’d better bust some of them open before we run out of storage space.

I stared checking Freeperville immediately after the Christie hullabaloo started, but it was all “GATEBOOKGATESBOOKIMPEACHIMPEACH!!1!”. A couple of them muttered “Good riddance to bad RINOs” on three-comment threads, but otherwise it was like none of it had ever happened.

With the belated realization that nobody but Clark and his publishers gives a flying fuck about whether or not he liked his boss, they finally deigned to notice what the real world was abuzz about.

What REALLY kicked off the shitstorm was this:

Boehner: Christie remains presidential contender
Miami Herald ^ | 1/9/14 | Associated Press

Posted on 1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎12‎:‎04‎:‎51‎ ‎PM by jimbo123

House Speaker John Boehner says he believes Chris Christie remains a serious contender for the Republican 2016 presidential nomination, despite the traffic jam scandal engulfing the New Jersey governor.

Reporters asked Boehner about Christie’s problems on Thursday, even as the governor was holding a news conference in Trenton, N.J.


Florence Genova was unavailable for comment.
1 posted on 1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎12‎:‎04‎:‎51‎ ‎PM by jimbo123
Now you’ve done it.

To: jimbo123

In your dreams, Baby Boehner. Christie’s criminality makes him a NON-contender and may be an answer to Tea Party prayers.

3 posted on 1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎12‎:‎12‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by madison10
Here we go.
In Freeperville, the candidate seen by quite a few on both sides as electable because he’s not a whackaloon (uncouth, boorish, and calculating, sure – but that’s old school) getting politically kneecapped is “an answer to tea party prayers”.
Must be those unskewed polls.

To: jimbo123

Typical of Boehner – one RINO trying to protect another.

6 posted on 1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎12‎:‎15‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by demkicker (My passion for freedom is stronger than that of Democrats whose obsession is to enslave me.)

To: MNGal

GOPe tears actually taste sweeter than RAT tears these days. MORE!

7 posted on ‎1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎12‎:‎16‎:‎12‎ ‎PM by txhurl

To: jimbo123
John Boehner says he believes Chris Christie remains a serious contender for the Republican 2016 presidential nomination

No, Boehner, he doesn’t. Time to get to work making Jeb your GOPe poster boy.

14 posted on 1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎12‎:‎21‎:‎17‎ ‎PM by Drew68
RINOs, RINOs everywhere, nor any drop to drink…
There must be a logical explanation for all of this, right?

To: novemberslady
Cruz/Gowdy is looking like a strong ticket.
Alternate realities are a sumbitch, ain’t they?

And, being actual conservatives, they will work to make the downticket conservatives an exciting straight-Repub punch.
Does that mean they’re playing the knockout game?

But it turns out the vote fraud possibilites are endless, since Colorado has shown that clerks can query the database of votes cast at will.

OH NOES!!! They can commit fraud by looking at vote tallies? Proof positive that anyone who looks at vote totals is committing voter fraud! Those tallies should be locked away forever where no one can ever see them!

They were looking at early votes cast to determine how many votes they needed to get the fix in.

Why bother? Just put in a couple hundred thousand Democratic votes. Easy peasy.

Voting machine databases are supposed to be LOCKED, but turns out that ain’t so. Box of Stashed Ballots Could Invalidate Contested Broomfield Election [vote fraud Colorado ] ..Records also indicate that Susek or a city employee repeatedly logged into the ballot accounting database as the administrator and downloaded vote tallies repeatedly for two weeks before the Nov. 5 election.

Access to early voting records give the RATS data to fraud with.

Assuming these machines with open access to determine trends, this is catastrophic. The FEC needs to answer just how many vote machine databases are accessible for user-driven calculations.

Here’s a “user-driven calculation” for you. You lost the last two presidential elections, because “tea party”.

This access is probably how Zero knew how many to bus in to enact THE FIX.

37 posted on ‎1‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎11‎:‎31‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by txhurl
Um – if the President has busses full of voters ready to go, why wouldn’t he send all of them?
Some oldies after the donut.

Hey! Remember when Paul Ryan was the ZEGS of the moment in Freeperville?

To: doc1019; All

Ryan has a very small power base at this time but the Establishment allowed him to get to VP. He is playing the game a bit I think -because he has to, same as Rubio- and Ryan is not perfect, supported auto bailouts, etc, but would certainly be a HUGE improvement over JB once he had the gavel in his hand- if for no other reason than Obama’s terrified of him. Ryan is also a fighter/happy warrior, and once he got to the top expect a VERY conservative agenda to take hold- jmho

21 posted on Saturday, December 22, 2012 3:35:15 AM by Reaganite Republican
Well, neither do they,

Paul Ryan Co-Writing Bill Legalizing America’s Illegal Immigrants ^ | 10/25/2013 | Matthew Boyle

Posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:03:55 AM by Paine in the Neck

House Budget Committee chairman Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) is writing a bill that would grant legal status to America’s at least 11 million illegal immigrants, The New York Times reports.
“Republican Representatives Paul D. Ryan of Wisconsin and Mario Diaz-Balart of Florida have been working on legislation that includes a process by which immigrants here illegally could ‘get right with the law’ and eventually become citizens,” the Times’ Eric Lipton and Ashley Parker wrote on Friday in a piece about immigration reform.
While the Times reported here, and Politico reported on Friday morning, that the Speaker and other House GOP leadership figures are privately saying they do not expect a vote on immigration measures this year, publicly they say they want to hold a vote on something on the floor of the House.


The tool Ryan just won’t quit.
1 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:03:55 AM by Paine in the Neck

To: Paine in the Neck
For a brief moment in 2012, I actually thought Ryan was conservative.I’m glad he didn’t make it. At least Amnesty won’t pass.
2 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:06:28 AM by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 – RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)

To: Lazamataz
I am very sorely ashamed that I bought into the thought of this RINO being a conservative also.
Where in the rulebook of conservatism or the Republican Party for that matter does is say we have to somehow appeal to hispanic voters, legal or otherwise, by giving away our sovereignty? Where?
4 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:10:35 AM by Gaffer

To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Where’s our Francisco Franco?
8 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:15:34 AM by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
There you have it. Right-wing nutcases aren’t Fascists and misogynists after all.
They just idolize them.

To: Paine in the Neck
Any party this stupid deserves to die. I think Coulter said that.
5 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:12:02 AM by Goreknowshowtocheat

To: Goreknowshowtocheat
Yeah, she did. And then did speaking engagements at the Log Cabin Republicans and advocated for Romney, and Chris Cristie, and Paul Ryan. She’s part of the problem.
12 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:31:16 AM by Repeat Offender (What good are conservative principles if we don’t stand by them?)
Ann Coulter – RINO!!

To: Paine in the Neck
And to think I voted for this RINO. Nothing more than a tool of the WON.
15 posted on Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:37:40 AM by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American

To: IbJensen

Francisco Franco?

Nixon is still dead. Will he do?

31 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2013‎ ‎10‎:‎55‎:‎33‎ ‎AM by warchild9

To: warchild9

Collect some DNA from the Generalissimo and, using our modern technology, clone him.

If that fails, do Mussolini.

34 posted on 10‎/‎26‎/‎2013‎ ‎10‎:‎57‎:‎42‎ ‎AM by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)

To: Paine in the Neck
the House GOP leadership is faking this appearance of amnesty being “dead” to give them clearance to shore up support—all part of a plan to distract conservatives.

Sadly, the liberal blogger has at least as much credibility as the GOPe leadership.

10 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2013‎ ‎9‎:‎21‎:‎05‎ ‎AM by MulberryDraw (That which cannot be paid, won’t be paid.)

To: MulberryDraw
Liberal blogger. Where did that come from?

> Matthew Boyle is an investigative journalist for Breitbart News Network <

46 posted on 10‎/‎26‎/‎2013‎ ‎1‎:‎31‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by Principle Over Politics (Is this a free country or what?)
Well, now that Dead Breitbart is a liberal, let’s move on…
Forgering ahead :

Under Seal: Document Expert Identifies Obama Birth Certificate ForgerBirther Report ^

Posted on 10‎/‎27‎/‎2013‎ ‎11‎:‎54‎:‎40‎ ‎PM by rocco55

Notice of Commission of (i) a Felony Cognizable by a Court of the United States as required by 18 U.S.C. 4 – Misprision of Felony and (ii) Treason against the United States as required by 18 U.S.C. 2382 – Misprision of Treason and Motion to Seal Document

COMES NOW Douglas Vogt: (i) pursuant to the obligations placed upon him by 18 U.S.C. 4 and 2382, upon both his Public and Sealed Affidavits attached hereto, and gives the requisite notice of the commission of felonies and/or treason by the following described persons cognizable by a Court of the United States and (ii) pursuant to Local Rule 5(g), moves the Court for an order sealing his attached envelope containing his Sealed Affidavit marked with the case caption and the phrase “FILED UNDER SEAL”, and states as follows:

1 posted on 10‎/‎27‎/‎2013‎ ‎11‎:‎54‎:‎40‎ ‎PM by rocco55

I don’t know which one is more amusing – that they’re still flogging the skeleton of this dead horse, or that there’s something called “Birther Report”.

To: Graewoulf

I can’t see how this has been buried by the Left’s shrieking giggling.


The truth is the truth. If a false birth certificate was presented as the real deal to American People as the proof of his birth for eligibility forthe highest office in the land that would be an impeachable offense.

I can understand why no one has done so.

I’ll go out on a limb here and venture to say there’s a lot of things you don’t understand,

There’s so much to impeach him for its mind numbing…

3 posted on 10‎/‎28‎/‎2013‎ ‎12‎:‎20‎:‎06‎ ‎AM by jsanders2001
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

To: nvscanman

Heads on pikes !

9 posted on 10‎/‎28‎/‎2013‎ ‎12‎:‎41‎:‎25‎ ‎AM by Yosemitest (It’s Simple ! Fight, … or Die !)
And minds on numb! Also, phasers on stun.

To: rocco55

Dead issue…it was irrelevant during the 08 campaign. It was irrelevant
during the 08 election. It was irrelevant during the 12 campaign and it was
a non issue during the 12 election. Barack Obama’s citizenship, paternity
and eligibility for office was never an issue for the media, congress or the courts. It was and is irrlevant and unless the US military steps up and arrests virtually the entire administration, federal court judiciary and the majority of the members of congress for treason

Where’s Francisco Franco when you need him?

Oh yes – still dead.

the issue will remain
totally irrelevant.

5 posted on 10‎/‎28‎/‎2013‎ ‎12‎:‎25‎:‎19‎ ‎AM by nvscanman

To: jsanders2001

I can’t see how this has been buried by the Left’s shrieking.

The simplest explanation is that the allegations are not true.


No court in the U.S up to and including the SCOTUS could do anything about it anyway, as it is a political issue and the only body with standing is the U.S Congress and since they fulfilled their Constitutional obligations and certified both the 2008 and 20012 Elections — then we can assume they believed everything was in order.

23 posted on 10‎/‎28‎/‎2013‎ ‎4‎:‎48‎:‎12‎ ‎AM by Usagi_yo
(insert your own “Ban Him!” pic here)
Time for one more – how about – Insurrections-R-Us?

Is it “on?” Oath Keepers is Going “Operational” by Forming Special “Civilization Preservation” TeamsOathkeepers Web site ^ | October 21st, 2013

Posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎18‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by GodAndCountryFirst

Oath Keepers is instructing its 30,000 members nation-wide to form up special teams and sub-teams in each Oath Keepers chapter, at the town and county level, modeled loosely on the Special Forces “A Team” (Operational Detachment A ) model, and for a similar purpose: to be both a potential operational unit for community security and support during crisis, but also, as mission #1, to serve as training and leadership cadre, to assist in organizing neighborhood watches, organizing veterans halls to provide community civil defense, forming County Sheriff Posses, strengthening existing CERT, volunteer fire, search-and-rescue, reserve deputy systems, etc., and eventually to assist in forming and training town and county militias (established by official act of town and county elected representatives). We want our chapters to organize themselves as a working model that we can then take to other veterans organizations, such as the VFW, American Legion, Marine Corps League, etc. in each town and help them establish such teams within their already existing veterans halls. And likewise, to serve as a model and training cadre to help churches, neighborhood watches, and any other civic organization organize.

We are basing this on the Special Forces model, which has a twelve man “A team” of specially trained soldiers who are inserted into a community to train and lead that community in resistance to oppressive regimes (hence their motto: “De Oppresso Liber). SF’s primary mission is to teach, organize, and lead, rather than to directly fight. They can fight, of course, but they are most dangerous as a force-multiplier by helping an entire community to fight. We will do the same – be force multipliers to help prepare communities so they can preserve civilization by providing their own security, disaster relief, infrastructure preservation, emergency communications, strategic food reserve, and medical care.


This was a stunning announcement.
If you’re one of the one-trillionth of one percent of the population who runs around in the woods playing war…

But it was IGNORED in the MSM. Clearly, it was something none of them (not even Fox News)dared to report.
1 posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎18‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by GodAndCountryFirst
To: GodAndCountryFirst

This is difficult in neighborhoods where neighbors don’t even talk to or know each other. Lots of LIV’s that are clueless and say “What?” when you talk to them.. Who’s Ben Ghazi?

4 posted on ‎11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎23‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (If Americans were as concerned for their country as Egyptians are, Obama would be ousted!)
That one’s easy. Ben Ghazi was the actor who played “The Fugitive”, also the Big Bad in “Roadhouse”.
But everybody knows that.

To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America

I’ve gone around and introduced myself to my neighbors.Some of them, before I even moved in…

9 posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎43‎:‎16‎ ‎PM by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
You’re very lucky they didn’t go all “stand their ground” on you, and shoot you through the door.

To: GodAndCountryFirst

I hope these guys realize that what they are advocating is nothing sort of preparing for insurrection.

And history has shown that except for the very rare case insurrections fail and the insurrectionist is hunted down and killed.

12 posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎50‎:‎33‎ ‎PM by PanzerKardinal (Some things are so idiotic only an intellectual would believe it.)

To: PanzerKardinal

And the reason they fail is because of Monday Morning Quarterbacks who care more for their life, even under a dictator, than they care for their natural and God given rights and Freedom.


13 posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎7‎:‎54‎:‎30‎ ‎PM by weps4ret (Republicans are suffering from Testicular Atrophy!!!)
Go get ’em, tiger!
I hear there’s a lot of traitors hanging out at the local shopping mall.
Moron labe, motherfucker!!

To: GodAndCountryFirst
This was a stunning announcement. But it was IGNORED in the MSM.

It was ignored because the Oathkeepers aren’t newsworthy. Out of its 30,000 “members” I’m certain about 29,975 are little more than keyboard commandos.

18 posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎8‎:‎18‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by Drew68
Oh no you didnt
Still – that’s 25 armed idiots. Almost half a platoon.

To: Drew68
“Out of its 30,000 “members” I’m certain about 29,975 are little more than keyboard commandos.”

Before the government shut down our local Militia unit, its Commander told me he estimated that two out of every five of the men in his unit were undercover federal agents.

22 posted on ‎11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎8‎:‎32‎:‎22‎ ‎PM by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
Oops. Make that 10 “patriots”.

To: PanzerKardinal

The reason history has shown that is because there are too many pussies who refuse to stand and fight for liberty. It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

27 posted on 11‎/‎2‎/‎2013‎ ‎10‎:‎20‎:‎34‎ ‎PM by sean327 (God created all men equal, then some become Marines!)
Just checked on sean327’s status. Apprently he hasn’t died on his feet, and is still posting.
Presumably, from his knees.
More than enough for one week, methinks.
Let’s hose it down and close it up!

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6 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Even Moar Christie Critters edition

  1. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    Methinks the “airlock door” needs to look more like the ones used on MST3K.

  2. muddy says:

    What is Clarkbook? Ought that be Gatesbook?

  3. Tommy T says:

    muddy – quite right. Brain fart. Fixed.

  4. Jude says:

    Oh, Tommy. I can’t believe you missed an opportunity to mock one of these morons for introducing himself to his neighbors. Of course he did. Court order when a pederast moves into a new neighborhood.

  5. iceblue2 says:

    First, Is there anyone that is pure enough for them to support?
    Second, that whole A team thing, didn’t we try that in Iraq and Afghanistan? Yeah, that will work out well. Why do they always assume the vets are with them?

  6. mazareth says:

    Great rundown Tommy. Some of that toxic waste is pretty rank. Haven’t been on the internets much lately, recovering from a car accident. I’m on the mend, so no worries on that score.
    Iceblue2. They should definitely not be making assumptions about the vets. I have a good friend currently deployed in Afghanistan, he’s about as liberal as it gets.

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