How Jersey Politics Is Like The Real Housewives of New Jersey

I’m slipping. I failed to notice the obvious connection between two Jersey women named Kim G until yesterday. They both have bleached blond hair, and play supporting roles in New Jersey reality teevee dramas. One is Lt. Gov Kim Guadagnowho got caught up in the back and forth between Hoboken Mayor Dawn (Not Don) Zimmer and Gov Fat Fuck’s folks.

The other is Kim Granatellwho is a recurring villain on RHONJ. She has the most annoying laugh ever. They’re both annoying but only one them is in possible deep doo doo with the law. Oh yeah, neither of them is Korean but some wormplomacy still might be in order.

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End of my trashiest post ever. For now…

3 thoughts on “How Jersey Politics Is Like The Real Housewives of New Jersey

  1. My first reaction to Guadagno’s press conference was the old Claud Cockburn line — “Never believe anything until it’s been offically denied.” And that was about as official a denial as I’ve ever heard.

  2. Sorry, Pansy I like some trash teevee. I only watch NJ, Atl and BH of that franchise but they’re fucking OTT hilarious.

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