Happy Mardi Gras

The main reason that I’ve been blogging so little in the last week is that Dr. A and I live right off the Uptown pee-rade route and we entertain a lot during Carnival. Last night was our final open house of the season with mostly old friends dropping by.

Later today we’ll be off to party and pee-rade with friends old and new in three different top secret locations. The thing I like most about Mardi Gras is that there are so many different ways to celebrate the day. I dislike people who insist that their way is the only way. Y’all can fuck off.

Some folks go Downtown, others stay Uptown. Some go to every parade and others go to none.I like to costume but don’t always feel like throwing something together. It doesn’t matter as long as you’ve got the Mardi Gras spirit. And booze. Booze helps.

Here are two of my favorite Mardi Gras songs with lyrics that defy logical analysis: