It’s time for a new, and highly derivative, feature here at First Draft. I doubt if I’ll do this on a daily basis but this tweet from MSNBC’s Benjy Sarlincaught my eye:

Remember: you can’t trust the government to collect grazing fees or run a website, but deciding who to kill and how is just fine

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin)April 30, 2014