Fire This Person

I don't know who's doing messaging for the DGA but if this is your statement in response to the revelation that Scott Walker is, in fact, a total crook: 

“While the seemingly incriminating email to Karl Rove should satisfy the Beltway-centric appetite, the real potential political fallout involves Walker’s already tenuous reelection prospects, not the 2016 race for the White House,” the Democratic Governors Association said in a statement.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I've read that three times and I still don't entirely understand what they're saying. "This is bad for Scott Walker's re-election, not his presidential run" or some other such Beltway horseshit? 

How about, "We've said all along Scott Walker is a crook, and OH MY GOD, he's a crook. He's been lying and scheming and screwing over the people of Wisconsin because he's an ambitious weasel who only thinks about himself. This document is just one more piece of evidence that he should be frogmarched out of the Capitol and into a cell."

I mean, talk to us like we're people, already. 


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