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Juliet:We’re married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
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Romeo:Right.
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Romeo:It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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- Juliet:Ok so since Romeo fucked up I’m gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He’ll come and get me and we can go away together.
- Romeo:*immediately kills himself*
- Juliet:For fucks sake.
A.
