Before Ryan Secrest and even before Dick Clark, there was Guy Lombardo:

The Royal Canadians sound like a head-on collision between trucks carrying Canadian Club and Crown Royal. Entirely appropriate for New Years…

In other news I’m taking a wee blogcation and plan to keep a low profile this week except for my regular features. Of course, every time I say that some major shit hits the fan or somebody dies so maybe I should just STFU. Nah, the last time I did that it hurt like hell.