I saw this three weeks ago and I’m still giggling so now you have to see it too:

a roast of the 50 state flags pic.twitter.com/syhV8G0Wgh

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) January 21, 2020

“Caved to the tiny pirate lobby” is a phrase I’m desperately trying to work into my daily life, with so far no success.

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