Patti LuPone still exists, thankfully: 

Your kitchen looks nice, too.

This is an antique butcher block, from “Sunset Boulevard,” that Andrew Lloyd Webber paid for and shipped home and doesn’t even know it!

You absconded with an entire butcher’s block?

And all the costumes! The first-act costume, with a turban, and a fabulous golden black thing? I just tucked them in my bag and left the theatre.

You could swan around in them now. I feel like Norma Desmond would be good in isolation.

That would be a fucking brilliant video. I have the sunglasses. I have the heels. You know what would be funny is if I just wore them over these red sweatpants that I can’t get out of.

I’ve been madly in love with her since a friend gave me a cassette tape of her singing Fantine in Les Miserables and have never regretted it.

A.