TEACH US HOW TO DOUGIE

I told you I’d be posting pretty much nothing but Democratic mash notes from here on out. You were warned.

UGH, GOD, GET A ROOM.

Seeing a dude in these roles is always a really interesting prospect to me. Like 2/3 of the charm of a Hillary presidency would have been seeing First Gentleman Bill Clinton handling the Easter Egg Roll and all the other extremely gendered shit we expect the First Spouse to do. I’ve said often that the only thing I find relatable about Melania is her wanting nothing to do with the ceremonial stuff that the Sally Quinns of the world will tell you is EVERYTHING.

Shake it up, Dougie.

A.

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