Covid is still spreading where I live, the Biden infrastructure plan is being slowed down by…checks notes…the Democrats, the deficit ceiling deadline is looming, the Big Lie is pushed incessantly, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I need a general timeline cleanse.
So let’s savor a few recent joys. First, on Tuesday General Milley stuffed Tom Cotton into a locker. Watch it as many times as you need to:
Gen Milley stuff Tom Cotton in a locker today, after Cotton asks him why he didn’t resign over Afghanistan. This is one of the best answers I’ve ever heard a military officer give before Congress. pic.twitter.com/NAqbloa29w
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 28, 2021
Also on Tuesday, a herd of goats that a local Kroeger kept as their weeding crew got loose and roamed the streets in the Buckhead section of Atlanta:
ON THE LOOSE: A herd of goats brought in to eat weeds at a Kroger supermarket in Atlanta, Georgia, escaped Monday — and then roamed the streets eating shrubs. Animal control were called to assist the goats’ owner in wrangling the herd from the area. pic.twitter.com/HYFdWlanQp
— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 28, 2021
Keeping with the zoological theme, 5 zebras escaped from a Maryland farm on August 31, and they are still roaming Prince George’s County:
Nevertheless, the Maryland zebras persisted. https://t.co/XBxksvm9SU
— VICE News (@VICENews) September 24, 2021
I support every dunking on anti-vaxxers, and the drier the humor, the better:
Robin Lopez with the line of media day. he's gonna "do his own research" to see if his brother actually won the title 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/CYMyCxiRx9
— Dustyn W (@CallMeDBlock) September 27, 2021
OK, I feel better—hope you do too.
I’ll let Taylor Swift sing us out. I know we’re supposed to only like her newest, serious (and beautiful) stuff, but this song is pure pop perfection:
2 thoughts on “It’s The Little Things”
On the zebras roaming Maryland, the best response was the DC Congressional Representative (?) issuing a press release disclaiming all responsibility for the zebra escape!
yep, that was Eleanor Holmes Norton. this whole thing is so funny.
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