The Impeached Insult Comedian appeared on Letterman dozens of times. Dave always thought he was a dolt and a joke. After retiring from the late night grind, Letterman described Trump as “a damaged human being.”

It’s time to play mock tribute to the Letterman-Trump connection with my very own Top Ten list.

Holy Listomania, Batman.

THE TOP TEN REASONS DONALD TRUMP IS A LOSER

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And the Number-1 reason Donald Trump is a loser:

Repeat after me:

The last word goes to The Beatles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.